I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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