I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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