I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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