Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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