I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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