Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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