great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
