That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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