it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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