I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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