i wish starbucks made bloody marys
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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