that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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