Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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