i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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