it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
