omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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