God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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