Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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