Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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