Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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