Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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