Welp...herpes.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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