pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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