I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Four minutes until I can fart!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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