After last night, I could never be a politician.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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