Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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