Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I need to calm my uterus...
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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