I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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