it glows. i had to have it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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