Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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