She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I deserve to be covered in dicks
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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