Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
this will be a night to untag.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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