dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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