I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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