Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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