That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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