marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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