Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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