It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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