before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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