wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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