how can u be prego again
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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