Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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