Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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