Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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