he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
A bitchslap is in order.
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