so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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