is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
