her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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