More tranny stories later!
I got chris browned last night
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize