He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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