First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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