I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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