just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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