Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
