he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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