last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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